I'm sure somewhere the tomato farmers are in despair. But me, I'm over-joyed. You see, I have gone my entire life remembering to ask for no tomatoes. And if, God forbid I should forget, there I would be sadly picking hundreds of diced tomatoes out of my salad. I"m practically giddy now, as I go to restaurant after restaurant and see the signs declaring"We don't serve tomatoes here."
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I'm free to order anything I want. I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR ANYMORE
As far as I"m concerned this epidemic can go on forever!!
Naughty little Tomatoes.
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